Thursday, January 22, 2009

What Will The Terrorists Do Now?

President Obama within his first two days in the office has ordered Guantanamo Bay Gulag closed, banned use of torture, ordered troop withdrawal from Iraq, and taken positive steps forward to stop suffering in occupied Palestinian territories, in particular Gaza. Furthermore, he is sending former Senator George Mitchell to Middle East, to make sure that seize fire lasts between Israel and Hamas.

People all over the world are ecstatic about the wind of change that just swept the White House. This may not be very good news for the terrorists and their propaganda machinery. What will terrorists do now?

What will Cal Thomas write about next to instill terror in the hearts of his readers? What will neo cons like Carl Rove do to sell themselves to American audience? Would they actually have to find a “real job” for a change? Or would they join the other 1,500 employees of Clear Channel Media, the national chain of radio stations that carry propagandists like Rush Limbaugh and Michael “Sewage” Savage, that got laid off on President Obama’s inauguration day?

On the other side of the world, the other terrorists are also feeling the pain of their neo con brothers. After all, war on “terrorism” (a code word), and wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were good for business. These wars brought millions of dollars in their coffers and gave them legitimacy that they never had. These wars also got rid of their competition, and provided them with safe sanctuaries. So safe that over one million innocent people were killed during last seven years, but none of the masterminds were ever harmed during these “operations”. They are still issuing audio and video messages from the safety of their “High Tech” caves.

There is a chatter of international collaboration of all Obama haters. A global convention of terrorists may be in works somewhere in a remote cave on Pakistan Afghanistan border. The topic: How to survive the slump in terrorism during Obama era? Given that the neo cons from here can actually find that “convention” cave there, it will be interesting to see what will these perverted minds come up with next?

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